Me: *reads extremely graphic hardcore gay sex scene*
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
okellyjaneo: daftyank: carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE If I were from the kingdom that had produced Jedward, I would say the same thing. …You realise Jedward represented theRepublic of Ireland, which is not part of the United Kingdom, right?
dangerhamster: carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
crowsing: Twinkle, twinkle little star (◡‿◡✿) Sourcing art is not that hard (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
turtle-nerd: Putting on cosplay
reborn-gp: guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I...
mmspectreon: im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision because you don’t understand on Saturday Europe goes to war
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
epic-humor: the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating. oh burn
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Derek: You aren't a snowflake Scott!
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