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That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut

“Good hunting,” said Kaa, grimly, and glided away to the west wall.”- The Jungle Book 1, Rudyard Kippling 

In time I were able to keep him, and I kep him till he went off in a purple leptic fit.
-Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

Why not give ourselves up to the unrestrained enjoyment of the present? - The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

We all know what that means. 

Anything that’s mended is but patch’d; virtue that transgresses is but patch’d with sin, and sin that amends is but patch’d with virtue. - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

“Tony Nowak’s apartment is in the seventeeth police precinct, but dead bodies from those plush addresses go down to the Twenty-First Street Morgue and are put in the chilled drawers alongside pushers from Times Square and Chinese laundrymen from the Tenderloin.”

That’s the first fucking PARAGRAPH >:C

Fuck this, lemme use another book.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”


They entirely refused to have it in bed with them, or even their room; and I had no more sense, so I put it on the landing of the stairs, hoping it might be gone by the morrow.

Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

There was no sagging at the knees, no girly attempt to soften the fall; he just went from standing up, one hand out, to lying down, one hand up.

- Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett

Oh okay.

“Excuses sounded feeble, even to his own ears - especially to his own ears ‘there was no way back, nothing I could do.’” 
Okay, so apparently my sex life involves a lot of me wanting to get the fuck out of there. Fun. ;l  

“It is perhaps remarkable that it should be so wide-spread” ;D

nearest book… Ah sketchbook….page 45…..it’s blank…….fuck. Well no change there.

“I will not bias your mind by suggesting theories or suspicions, I wish you simply to report facts in the fullest possible manner to me.” The Case notes of Sherlock Holmes, a letter from Holmes to Watson.

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    “The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
  2. bongiwe reblogged this from itpleasesmycreature and added:
    Lmao @ the notes on this
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    “was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
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    “Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
  6. ladyavenal reblogged this from crumblebatchandcustardfreeman and added:
    ….horror stories about parochial schools
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    Chocolate Bread Pudding…
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    “Estimate the sum or difference by rounding each number to the nearest hundred.” …ooooooooooooook
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    “Then, after breakfast, Maia started lessons with...twins.” Lol okay then ;p
  19. kylodious reblogged this from buckyesponies and added:
    Moo Goo Gai Pan. …this is probably more accurate than it should be.
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    “It soothed her to do so, and passed the time.”
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    “Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” ~Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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    ” ‘That might have happened anyway.’ “ - Blood Price by Tanya Huff
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    He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. “I loved that old man.”
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    “Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.” ..Alright.
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    “Before I left town, we decided to speak on the phone at least twice a day.” Well thats depressing
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    “But Gerald could never attain elegance.” …what.
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    so…there is no book near me. figures…
  33. nericurls reblogged this from safare and added:
    “The fire’s not lighting, huh?” Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.
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    “And suppose those people in the next room, asleep, are not my mother and father at all.” well then
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